Very Funny!
It figures Teal'c would be good at bowling and canny enough to pretend not to know how to play. At least he didn't do an "Animal". *grin*!
Oddly enough I did know they had bowling in Ancient Egypt.

PS your betas missed this though.
“Well I also did a fair bit of crawling around in desserts and mountain ranges on summer digs.” Daniel said defensively.
I had an image of Daniel crawling around in custard!