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and now for something more light-hearted
A Dogs New Year's Resolutions:
10. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
9. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
8. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.
5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
4. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!
3. January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.
2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND!
10. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
9. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
8. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.
5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
4. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!
3. January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.
2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND!