I meme, therefore I am

[smg01]

Taken from aurora_novarum

Go to Google and type in your first name and the given phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense (and isn't someone else's response to this meme).


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
“Suzanne needs her own iPod.” That one’s covered.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
“Suzanne looks like butter would just melt in her mouth.”

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
"Suzanne says, eat and cheat.” Well, the holiday season is not so far away.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
“Suzanne wants a video.” Doesn’t everybody?

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
“Suzanne does US geography.”

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Google first asked me if I meant “susan hates.” Suzanne hates when her name is treated as an error for Susan. *ahem”

“Suzanne Hates U.” I don’t really hate anybody. Much. Except for the ones that I hate. But definitely not you.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
“Suzanne asks ‘to blog or not to blog?’” That is the question.


Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
“Suzanne goes to the dark side.” I’d hoped to keep that news under wraps for awhile longer.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
“Suzanne likes G-Men.”

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
“Suzanne eats some yellow rice.”

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
“Suzanne wears fuschia-pink dress with net overlay and ruffle sleeve detail…” Okaaaaay.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search

This was not so entertaining because it brought up a bunch of stories about a Lebanese pop star who was murdered.

But then, happily, page two took me to a link to a story about a Suzanne Butts who was arrested for stealing toilet paper.