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smg01I think Damian Holbrook at the Watercooler section of tvguide.com has provided the most impressive summary of soap opera episode that I've ever seen:
All My Children
Bless you, SoapNet, for daytime in prime time. It's the cable equivalent of crack, and Pine Valley is seriously wired. In one hour, we got Kendall realizing she shot her ex, Ryan, whose new wife, Greenlee, was comforted by Jonathan, Ryan's long-lost brother, who may be related to Michael, the murdered rapist of Bianca, Kendall's lesbian half-sister. Meanwhile, Tad bluffed JR into thinking that he found Bess, Babe's so-called daughter, who is actually the lesbian's kid by the dead rapist, who appeared in a vision to the guy who got shot. Krystal admitted to some sort of threesome with the quarterback and tight end back in high school; Tad called David "slime" for kidnapping Adam; and Kendall, the one who shot that other guy, sauntered off with the line of the night: "I don't want to be the evil, horrible person everyone thinks I am." I know how you feel, honey. And that's the closest we'll get to reality tonight.
All My Children
Bless you, SoapNet, for daytime in prime time. It's the cable equivalent of crack, and Pine Valley is seriously wired. In one hour, we got Kendall realizing she shot her ex, Ryan, whose new wife, Greenlee, was comforted by Jonathan, Ryan's long-lost brother, who may be related to Michael, the murdered rapist of Bianca, Kendall's lesbian half-sister. Meanwhile, Tad bluffed JR into thinking that he found Bess, Babe's so-called daughter, who is actually the lesbian's kid by the dead rapist, who appeared in a vision to the guy who got shot. Krystal admitted to some sort of threesome with the quarterback and tight end back in high school; Tad called David "slime" for kidnapping Adam; and Kendall, the one who shot that other guy, sauntered off with the line of the night: "I don't want to be the evil, horrible person everyone thinks I am." I know how you feel, honey. And that's the closest we'll get to reality tonight.
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Ahahaha
Date: 2004-09-09 01:41 pm (UTC)And the best part is that that is, essentially, exactly what happened yesterday.
One day. :)