Jan. 4th, 2012

smg01: (Default)
A Dogs New Year's Resolutions:

10. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

9. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

8. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.

5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

4. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!

3. January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND!

Profile

smg01: (Default)
smg01

April 2020

S M T W T F S
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
1920 2122232425
2627282930  

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Sep. 25th, 2025 04:24 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios