Hold on and pretend it's a plan

I'm totally surprised by how much I'm enjoying The Apprentice. It's amusing me to no end. I've always thought of Trump as a sexist pig with an ego the size of Manhatten, but...I'm kind of liking him. I mean, I still think he's all those things, and the man has got to do something about The Hair, but I'm loving his ability to put these stupid,ignorant ass kissers in their place. And I love the fact that in the end, he has total control over who "wins." You gotta know that Assorama and Heidi the Harpie aren't going to make it through. He's keeping them around for amusement, but you can tell he can't stand them. He hasn't fired them because he was more annoyed with Kristi and Jessie's lack of spine and because he knew he could get rid of the others later. And I loved it when he fired someone...can't remember who... basically because he thought he was trying to subvert the firing game. And Carolyn and George are priceless. The majority of the ass kissers are idiots, but a couple seem to have some potential and smarts. I may have to fight Miss Alli for Boyfriend Bill.